
Nancy Marie's Rules to Live By.
1. Always wear PINK. Accessorize in pink too!
2. Always wear high heels. Even if you have just woke up, wear your high heels with your {pink} bathrobe.
3. Always wear sexy underwear. Even if there is no one else but you to see them because this will make you feel pretty.
4. Dress outrageously and a bit inappropriate whenever possible. IE: Nancy Marie once wore patterned leggings, a hot pink blouse, scarf and high heels to a garage sale.
5. Keep your make-up totally natural. Nancy Marie wears almost no make-up, but always wears pink lipgloss.
6. Always be nice to everyone, even the jerks. Be kind, gracious and never say bad things about other people.
7. When someone brings up an uncomfortable topic or rumor about you, IE: risque photos of you all over the internet? Simply flip your hair and say "I don't know what you are talking about."
8. Never cut your long hair. Long hair is an essential part of your personality. You need it to flip when you are denying rumors.
9. Always have a catch phrase for when people ask you what you are doing and you are actually doing nothing of great importance. Nancy Marie would say " I am currently lying naked on a beach along the Aegean Sea, sipping champagne and reading Proust"
10. Learn French. Then use it even around people who have no idea what you are saying. Just smile and be charming and everyone will forgive this and just consider it another of your little quirks.
11. Tell everyone that you "hate to drive" Be a careful, safe driver but also do things like speed and swear at the other drivers in French.
12. Have totally weird taste in music. Play your music loudly, forcing everyone to listen. You would be surprised how many people might like it.
13. Never have kids. Instead get a small, fluffy dog that you dress up in pink outfits and spoil absolutely rotten.
14. Love movies so much that you are constantly quoting lines from them. Depending on your audience, this can make you look either totally deep and clever or really, really strange.
15. Take Ballet Classes to acquire poise and grace. Then be a total klutz and trip over everything. Remember to laugh at yourself every time you do something clumsy.
16. Always maintain the figure of a teenager/supermodel. Even though Nancy Marie swears she eats, no one is really sure if this is true. Whatever it takes, get thin. Remember, Nancy Marie once stated that "you can never be too rich or too thin".
17. Always be yourself. Let everything about you sparkle and shine. Never be fake. Don't be at all concerned with what other people think of you. If they like you, they will love you. If they don't, who needs them?
xxx.

